Since it is summer and with my brother moving in, we decided to have a few 'ritual' evenings, just to keep things exciting. That's how shitty movie night came to be, every Thursday. The other night was our third viewing of a random 80's 'shitty' B-list movie. The first one we started with (we thought) definitely set the bar on the shittiest, called Bikini Academy. I mean if the title doesn't tell you enough, then you can find it on Netflix. That is how we have been finding all of these jewels. The 2nd week we watched a fairly good movie called 1941. We were impressed with the amount of famous actors in the movie and yet none of us had heard about it. But that luck of a good random movie did not last for long.
Thursday night we had an abundance of popcorn and made delicious sliders to accompany our summer brew. It was Scott's turn to pick the movie, and let me tell you, this beats any bad movie I've seen. It was called Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, listed as a horror comedy . (Some rated this movie 3 stars on Netflix)
It starts out with very bad sound match up, a 10 minute long "fight" scene with techno music, horrible screen shoots, and not to mention they had Jesus wearing sketchers. Seriously, NEVER watch this movie. The worst part is that because it is shitty movie night, we have to watch the whole thing. No matter how bad it is, that's the deal.
After an 80 minutes of the worst dialogue and actors, the movie was finally over. We actually had to venture to some other movies just to make up for how awful it is! So if you have any suggestions of must watch shitty movies, let me know! We are always up for suggestions. :o)
Cheers! B
Saturday, July 10
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How fun... and terrible!
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